You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just high enough for therapy.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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