Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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