physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If I die, sorry about rent.
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