Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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