one might say we're banned from that church
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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