On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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