We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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