big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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