Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize