do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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