we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
