Only a mothe r could love this liver
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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