so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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