Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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