Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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