one two three fourrrrnication!
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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