Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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