No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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