Sry I called you an 8
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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