the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i just had sex bonerless
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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