oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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