i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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