Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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