So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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