Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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