woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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