Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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