I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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