I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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