every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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