After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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