on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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