my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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