I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
