one might say we're banned from that church
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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