Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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