nut hugger
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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