Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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