Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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