whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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