sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
you never un-have a 4some
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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