barbara walters just said penis...
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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