They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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