It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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