Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
did i walk over a car last night?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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