Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
you never un-have a 4some
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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