And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My vagina is very pro this idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
