he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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