we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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