I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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