This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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