how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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